chaos fairy football fan

Luke and his friend joe were sitting around watching the big game. Luke was getting kinda annoyed by how joe was always talking about his favorite team. Joe was was of those crazy people that always got super into whatever he was doing. Luke finaly had enough today. As joe made one finally comment about how awesome his team was. Luke slammed down his beer. Joe i wish you were a fucking cowgirl who would just go ride a dick! A passing chaos fairy heard lukes wish and with a giggle granted it. A poof of smoke clouded the room and when the smoke cleared joe was no longer.
Now only a blonde named Joanna remained. Luke was quite happy to find out she was very similiar to joe and kept his same enthusiasm towards things he like.  Luke smiled very happy about his wish.