League of Losers PT2

As the words DEFEAT Popped up on Jakes screen he suddenly began to feel dizzy. As he made it outside  feeling a little odd he went to smoke a cigarette.  As he lifted the smoke from his back it suddenly seemed to grow in his hands becoming bigger. WTF . "Dude im like tripping balls  what the hell did i take". Suddenly everything around him seem to change. He felt slimmer and Long hair fell down by his shoulders. His cigarette seemed to have turned into a giant staff. Jake leaned squated down infront of his bench. Suddenly he felt a strange draft. As jake looked down he suddenly seen a nicely shaven pussy. Jake quickly ran inside his house and crawled into bed. "WTF WTF this is crazy i better go to sleep". "This is one hell of a weird trip what did i take".